trolltina:

me as a parent

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

(Source: javeliner)

officialcrow:

lindsaychrist:

maitrebate:

ive been on this website for 4 years, lord knows ive seen some shit but this is without question the WILDEST thing i have ever laid eyes upon

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Nice

(Source: yungdrakey)

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(Source: vthevegan)

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

the-goddamazon:

blueklectic:

I’ll be laughing at this for days to come

FOR REAL THO

I hate y’all lmao

(Source: twampsacshawty)

amadmansramblings:

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

yo and dont pull a rip van winkle and wake up after the revolutionary war like a numbskull

(Source: mostamaziing)

vinebox:

When yo song come on.

vinebox:

When yo song come on.

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away